silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

hydrogyne:

10.10.22

synchronized catting

rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

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jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

girls don’t want boys girls want free video games

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tags: #goals

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

rayoe:

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

Birb Machine

If only my hair looked like this for real

foodchewer:

if you are reading this you are probably hella cool

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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